Straight Friend: So you're bi?
Straight Friend: So you're like half gay then?
Me: How so?
Straight Friend: Ya know, cuz you like boys and girls...
Me: But doesn't that just make you half a bisexual???
Straight Friends: ......
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
(Source: jaclcfrost, via kingdom-ofthe-wicked)